It is my sad duty to inform you that Dinky has been fired by Taco Bell.

The Dinky Files

"Yo Quiero Taco Bell."

"Here Lizard, Lizard, Lizard!"

"I think I need a bigger box!"

"A taco revolution? I am there!"

"I would like 500 Burrito Supremes, 700 Mexican pizzas . . . and one of those new Gorditas. Hey, Godzilla! Want something to drink?"

"Welcome my brother!"

"Loco grande!" (It's crazy big!)

"Yeah! Drop the chalupa!"

"Hurt me."

"Hello, friend!"

Star Wars:

"Let's do this!"

It's up to these brave heroes to save the galaxy . . . "Right after lunch!"

"You a real colonel, right?"

"Look what I found!"

[Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon] . . . the greatest heroes in the galaxy! "Well, second most greatest!"

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